3.12.2009

Alternative Medicine Quick Tip #278*

Constipated? Try smoking a cigarette. Better yet, grab a book, an ashtray, and a fresh pack, and set up camp on the can. For quicker results, add a pot of coffee into the mix.












*brought to you by a conversation between myself and a roommate

1 comment:

Eden-Avalon said...

And now i'm going to bed.
With thoughts of you and constipation.

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