Facebook is Weird

Like, really weird. Just take a step outside of yourself, and take a good long look at facebook, along with it's many features and applications.

You can send your mom a bitchslap (b!*$% slap).

There is a little cartoon with it.

Facebook has little cartoons you can bitchslap (b!*$% slap) your mom with.

That, kids, is weird.

-"Before you can b!*$% slap Maria, you need to follow the steps below to set up SuperPoke! Be sure to click the "Allow" button on the following page to give us permission to send your SuperPoke!"

Bitch slappin' has been taken to a level of far greater personal involvement than I am comfortable with. Used to be such a simple thing.

-"SuperPoke! lets you do stuff to the people you know. And you can do almost anything: try high-fiving, dropkicking, or throwing a sheep at your friends!!"

"Stuff" is pretty vague. It's a good thing they further limited the field to anything between high-fiving and throwing a sheep.